- I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.....AND I can make another one that looks just like you!
- I'll beat you until you can't grow anymore!
- He talks about the baby of the family, and how when the "baby" screams the parent runs up stairs and swats the older child. The older child says, dad she has something of mine. The parent says I don't care...don't do whatever you are doing to make her scream. The older child walks away crying...the parent then screams...quit crying...she has some of my stuff too!
Way too funny! I was absolutely dying laughing at his whole show! :)

1 comment:
Oh my gosh that is so funny.
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