One of these things is NOT like the other...

Okay so on the way out of town, okay we weren't even out of town. We were in Junction City, Kansas still. We stopped at Denny's. My kids are big breakfast fans like their dad, so I stopped, against my better judgement. Well as soon as I walked in I realized it wasn't a normal Denny's. It was a truck stop version. I was trying to relax and let the boys enjoy the trip, so I just went with it. First of all they squeezed all five of us in one regular size booth. Seriously are you kidding me? I waited till the family of TWO was done with the big half circle booth, and then we moved over there. We ordered, and every time I tried to order something the waitress said we are out of that. How can you serve breakfast and be out of sausage? or country fried steak? Anyways so I ordered the chicken mandarin salad. I should have known better. Well we ordered at 10am. We did not get our food till 1115am. This is not gourmet, it is Denny's! I was furious by that time, but trying to let it go and just relax and watch Travis hit on the beautiful spanish lady next to us. Seriously he was. He pointed to her and told her she was beautiful. What the heck is he going to be like as a teenager? She was beautiful though! Well when our food finally came the thing they sat in front of me was a joke. I have included pictures just to show you how funny this really is. And for those of you who know me well, know that I am very serious when I say Denny's is going to hear about this ! The salad was made with iceberg lettuce instead of baby spinach, the tomatoes weren't diced, they were sliced like you would put on a hamburger, there were no mandarin oranges, or almonds, the chicken was still in one big huge piece and looked like it had been cooked in the microwave. I took one look at it, and tried to remain calm, but I just couldn't do it. I told her to get the manager immediately! The manager took one look at my face, and said I am sooo sorry. She tried to explain that they were out of baby spinach, and oranges, and almonds, and breaded chicken. I just laughed and said then you probably shouldn't try to make this salad. I told her to take it away, and that I was not paying for it. She said I am so sorry, would you like us to make you something else at no charge? I should have been nice, and more Christlike, but instead I said, Oh absolutely why don't you make me something else that looks nothing like the picture on the menu, and also TAKE ANOTHER HOUR TO PREPARE IT IN THE MICROWAVE! And next time when you try to FAKE something, maybe you should actually look at the picture on the MENU! I watched the boys finish their food and we left. So we didn't even leave Junction City till 130pm!